Soggy, rainlashed student of all things detrimental to the basic human faculties required in everyday life. Currently making an enemy of my own future by frittering away every opportunity that is presented to me. Introduced The Society to The Word, to my eternal discredit. Quite like them, as well.

Extraordinary Fart Impressionist

Drinking, swearing, shaking my booties down to the ground, hiding from the rain, hating Maggie Thatcher, dodging reality TV, being as Withnailesque as I can possibly muster.